oh the pain of it all...
Rejection from a member of the opposite sex, we've all been there at least once in our lives...however I think I've been there a bit more than most people.

Here is a list of everything I've been told:

1. I like you as a friend.
2. I'd rather french kiss a car battery.
3. I'm seeing someone.
4. I like you as a friend, but I like your cousin.
5. --- suicide attempt ---
6. I'm a lesbian
7. I think I like girls now
8. Take off your Halloween costume
9. What do you mean that's not a costume?
10. --- commited to mental institution ---
11. HELP!
12. It's not you, it's me.
13. You're too young
14. I'm joining a cult that forbids any of these kinds of activiites.
15. I'm going to be abducted by aliens tonight.
16. I like you as a friend.
17. I'm leaving the country.
18. I'm having a sex change operation
19. I like you as a friend.
20. Lost is on, I've got to go
21. As long as you're up for having a three way with me and my dog.
22. I died months ago, I'm actually a ghost
23. I'm waiting for "insert random guy name" to become single.
24. I thought you were gay
25. I've seen someone out of pity already this year